stephiecarcar:

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davinky-deactivated20210909:

screenshotsofdespair:

me after my 15 min break at work

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extrasassylampshade:

dont-taunt-the-octopus:

me: [at work, ringing up two parents and their toddler who’s sitting in the cart trying to get their attention]

toddler, quietly, waving hands around: [incomprehensible]

mom: what?

toddler, even quieter: [incomprehensible]

dad: you gotta speak up, bud

toddler, at full volume: FUCK.

this actually made me laugh out loud

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stephiecarcar:

tonedeafparrot:

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otterwise:

[takes a single step out of bed after 8 hours of sleep]

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hobrien:

i was going to gif it but then decided the gifs won’t do this scene justice.

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